Back of black NTHNG Birds Are Real T-shirt with a white cereal-ad graphic showing a family at breakfast and a pigeon in a window.

NTHNG Birds Are Real Cereal T-Shirt

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Back of black NTHNG Birds Are Real T-shirt with a white cereal-ad graphic showing a family at breakfast and a pigeon in a window.

NTHNG Birds Are Real Cereal T-Shirt

$35.00 USD
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A HEALTHY PART OF EVERY AMERICAN MORNING.

Start your day with a balanced breakfast, eight essential vitamins, and the comforting knowledge that someone is always looking out for you.

Inspired by the aggressively wholesome cereal ads of 1950s America, Birds Are Real celebrates simpler times, when breakfast was nutritious, families ate together, and the surveillance infrastructure had feathers.

Nutritious observation.
Balanced surveillance.
Now with 40% more privacy.

They sit outside your window. They gather on power lines. They know when you leave for work.
Relax.

They're just birds.

NTHNG - For a More Open World.

Product details

  • 100% combed cotton. Pre-shrunk, 5.3 oz./yd.² (180.25 g/m²).
  • Regular fit with a ribbed crew neck.
  • Side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, and double-needle stitching at the sleeves and hem.
  • Care: Wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Skip fabric softener. Hang dry or tumble dry low. Cool iron inside out if needed; keep it off the print. Do not dry clean.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18 ½
M 29 ½ 20 ½
L 31 22 ¼
XL 32 ¼ 24
2XL 33 25 ¼
3XL 33 ½ 26 ¾
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 71.1 47
M 75 52
L 78.7 56.5
XL 82 61
2XL 83.8 64.1
3XL 85 68

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